A staring contest
Basilisk and Medusa
Everybody lost
*****
They put cinnamon
In perfectly good whiskey?
No. I can’t even
*****
Once at Villa Park
I tasted a kidney pie
It was just offal
*****
More vapid haiku
I see you’re stalling again
Do some real writing
*****
I have a story
Like an impacted cat turd
It just won’t come out
