The Devil’s Own Haiku

The sun shines outside
Indoors I bingewatch Netflix
No apology

Don’t care for eggplant
Aubergine is fun to say
Food, language conflict

Foam slides down the glass
Another beer please
The waitress ignores my plea

It’s extra for guac
What am I made of money?
Today I am. Yes!

Posting haiku now?
Write a story already
You pretentious ass


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